Since I am in a bad mood right now and feeling kind of bold, I am going to make some demands. I am not a violent or threatening person, but if I was, and if I had enough leverage to be taken seriously, then these would be my 8 demands for the major world powers.
1. I want a working Tron suit that glows.
3. I'd like a special space shuttle flight for my wife and I on our anniversary. I know NASA said they are done with the program, but it's not like they'd have to start from scratch to schedule just one more trip.
4. Speaking of space, I want Pluto reinstated as a planet and all the smarty pants scientists who demoted it to be brought to justice for their crimes against humanity.
5. I don't want people to be able to graduate from high school if they pronounce the word escape as "EX-cape".
6. I want my own cosmetics line. I don't wear make up, but I like the thought of women all over the world grateful that I helped them supplement their existing beauty.
7. I want someone to help me figure out how to make money blogging. It doesn't have to be much.
8. I want every VHS tape I own to be replaced in DVD format. I don't think I can bring myself to watch anything in VHS quality mode ever again. Was messing with tracking controls real or just a nightmare I seem to remember?
These are my demands. The world only has 48 hours to comply, otherwise I will move on and write another blog post.
8 comments:
Ex-cape. I hear you.
Justin Bieber has a nail polish line, so I think the world is your oyster.
I LOVE number 5 !!!!!!!1
:-) Now THAT was funny!
Pearl
What fantastic demands ... I LOVE them! LOL
Nicely done. I think we can handle a few of these, but we are going to need more time...
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! - how is it possible for me to be highly frustrated by no less than 5 of your top 8 demands? Weird! W.C.C.
I might be able to help you with the making money thing. My brother is advertising on my blog and needs more bloggers. Email me and I'll give you the deets.
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