Thursday, July 30, 2009

Greetings Humans

We have recently added the life form known as Chaka to our collective. He was quite difficult to break but he was no match for the technology of our cerebral Zeniscope. While erasing his mind we have found his ideas to be random yet useful in helping us to better understand the human condition.

His mental reservoirs have been added to our database of great human leaders. We were originally looking for the Chrakan World but stumbled across Chaka's World by mistake on your primitive Internet. It is our understanding that there are humans who rely on this blog for data. As a gesture of good will towards your race, we are giving you this update. There is no need to fear or resist us. We will be seeing you soon.

6 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Yay! I thought maybe Chaka had been so distraught over Michael Jackson's death, he was still in mourning.

Eric said...

Man, this the fifth alien collective I've spoken with in as many days. Are you guys going to invade or what?

Kelly said...

Is this your way of quitting the blogging world Chaka? Get 100 followers and feign alien abduction? Not cool.

Rosie said...

Chaka no Pakuni? Chaka alien now? Bad Chaka!

Bee and Rose said...

Whew! Just an alien abduction....that I can live with...I couldn't bear it if Chaka's World ceased to exist!

King of New York Hacks said...

Does Chaka do the moonwalk ??