We have recently added the life form known as Chaka to our collective. He was quite difficult to break but he was no match for the technology of our cerebral Zeniscope. While erasing his mind we have found his ideas to be random yet useful in helping us to better understand the human condition.
His mental reservoirs have been added to our database of great human leaders. We were originally looking for the Chrakan World but stumbled across Chaka's World by mistake on your primitive Internet. It is our understanding that there are humans who rely on this blog for data. As a gesture of good will towards your race, we are giving you this update. There is no need to fear or resist us. We will be seeing you soon.