Heat can cover a multitude of sins. I recently bought some Arbys curly fries. I was late to an appointment and couldn't finish them all so I left half of them in the car. When I got back to my cold car several hours later, they were not as appetizing after the fat had lost its cloaking device and their true nature was revealed.
I am an expert at Martial Arts...If by martial arts you mean I'm good at going to my friend Marshall's house and coloring and drawing pictures with him.
I love it when a movie plot involves two rival groups temporarily joining forces to defeat a common enemy. It usually ends with one of them saying "This doesn't change anything between us" as they return to their old feud. I try to use that phrase as much as possible instead of you're welcome when people thank me for doing something nice for them.