Friday, May 20, 2011
Chaka's Insightful Comparisons
Captain Crunch does to the roof of your mouth what apricot scrub does to your face.
Dumb and Dumber is to guys what Sleepless in Seattle is to girls.
Dunks are to a basketball game are what smores are to a camp out.
Pop up ads while checking your e-mail are what songs in the Lord of the Rings trilogies are to your reading experience.
Linked In is to Facebook is what The Wall Street Journal is to People Magazine.
Rebecca Black is to talented musicians what Napoleon is to the all time great NBA centers.
Mr. Darcy is to women what Angelina Jolie is to men.
Politicians are to honesty what a hotel min bar is to great deals.
The anxiety a guy feels going to the fabric store is like the dread his wife feels going to a WWE match.
Corn is to your digestive system is what styrofoam is to the landfill.
Chaka's World is to it's readers what meth is to it's users.