Sunday, June 1, 2008

Random Thoughts

You know how yawning can be contagious? Well so is cleaning your windshield. Next time you are driving on the freeway hit the wiper fluid button then check your rear view mirror. Chances are several cars behind you will do the same.

If you ever see an attractive woman remember even though she might be pretty on the outside there is a skeleton in there and intestines and other gross stuff. Don't give too much credit to outward appearances.

You've probably seen movies when a character stumbles across some top secret crime operation so they tell the police and they raid the place just to find out it is now an empty warehouse or some legitimate business. Usually the bad guy is there acting innocent and then the police chief rips on the informant for making up some story. I think it would be cool to have someone identify a criminal with a beard and when the police show up to arrest him the next day their plan is thwarted because they would point out that it couldn't be him because this guy doesn't have a beard.

I hate to see new drugs approved by the FDA even though they haven't been tested very long. I think things need to be proven over a long period of time so we can make sure they are safe. You know when you see the new drug commercials come out you can plan on seeing a wave of attorney commercials for the same drug in about 18 months. I still think mankind is in for a rude awakening some day for engineering the whole seedless watermelon deal.

I used to hate watching the anamatronic Chucky Cheese robots. They seemed so fake and stiff. After careful insight I think we are all Chucky Cheese robots to a certain extent. I can't really explain why I believe this but I call I get to be the guy who plays the drums.

Sometimes I am critical of statistics and facts that people throw out. The one I have the hardest time with is when people say if you were to take your nerves, blood vessels, or some other body part, and unravel them they are so extensive that they could go around the earth 2 times or even to the moon. I hope I'm not the only one who has heard this exaggerated claim. First of all I call BS on this. Until I see someone actually do this I won't believe it. They might go the length of a foot ball field, but give me a break with the around the world deal. Maybe when I die I will donate my body to science and let someone sick enough to try this give it a shot so I can prove them wrong.

1 comment:

Maui said...

80% of the time, those statistics are correct every time.