Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Random thoughts

It's time for another edition of my random thoughts.

Whenever I accidentally flip over my computer mouse and the red light is exposed and shines out, I like to pretend it is cyclops from X-men. I always cover my eyes and quickly flip it back over before any damage is done.

Dana White and Vanna White have similar names. I sometimes get them mixed up. My friends who are into UFC and Wheel of Fortune don't have much respect for me.

I think a deal breaker on a first date is if your date doesn't mind when people who use the word dental caries instead of cavities.

I'm glad there is balance in the universe. I saw a preview for Sisterhood of the Traveling pants. The antidote to help me feel like a man again was watching the trailer for the Expendables 2. Check it out below. It's only a minute long, but I have never seen so much potential testosterone in a movie before. I think the Surgeon General needs to put a warning on the movie poster.



You want testosterone go see Clint's old Western movies. You feeling lucky punk?

Mary said...

People who use the phrase "dental caries" are the same people who refer to toilet paper as "toilet tissue". Who says that!

Kristina P. said...

I don't think I've even heard the term "dental caries." I am a horrible person.

ShanaM said...

I'm with Mary!!

Happy Christmas to you and your family!!!

Jeanne Estridge said...

Oh, my. I haven't seen that much testosterone in one place since I quit working at The Sportsman's Guide.

Merry Christmas, Tom.