Friday, May 20, 2011

Chaka's Insightful Comparisons

I think comparisons can be a helpful way to describe something that people may not have experienced for themselves. Here are some comparisons I hope will prove helpful to you.

Captain Crunch does to the roof of your mouth what apricot scrub does to your face.

Dumb and Dumber is to guys what Sleepless in Seattle is to girls.

Dunks are to a basketball game are what smores are to a camp out.

Pop up ads while checking your e-mail are what songs in the Lord of the Rings trilogies are to your reading experience.

Linked In is to Facebook is what The Wall Street Journal is to People Magazine.

Rebecca Black is to talented musicians what Napoleon is to the all time great NBA centers.

Mr. Darcy is to women what Angelina Jolie is to men.

Politicians are to honesty what a hotel mini bar is to great deals.

The anxiety a guy feels going to the fabric store is like the dread his wife feels going to a WWE match.

Corn is to your digestive system is what styrofoam is to the landfill.

Chaka's World is to it's readers what meth is to it's users.


Kristina P. said...

This reminds me. I need to get my husband WWE tickets and be the best wife in the entire world.

Eric said...

I'm convinced that Cap'n Crunch makes use of fiberglass in the recipe somehow, but I keep eating it regardless.

Lisa Loo said...

I have always wondered about the Dumb and Dumber thing--thank you ever so much for explaining it. I was afraid I was going to have to watch it to figure it out. Ugh....

Oh, and I will add my hearty AMEN to the pop up ads one...............

mCat said...

Based on this, I think I might be a dude.

Love Dumb and Dumber
Hate Dr Darcy
Prefer dunks in bball than smores
Can't walk NEAR a fabric store without the shakes (and that's if I can even tell it's a fabric store)

Wow - guess I should tell my husband that he might be married to a dude.

Tom said...

M-Cat- It doesn't mean you are a dude, it just means you are an extra cool woman.

Many guys dream about a wife they could watch a ball game with.

Cheeseboy said...

I loved them all, but disagreed with the last one.

This was my favorite: Dumb and Dumber is to guys what Sleepless in Seattle is to girls.

Karate Los Angeles said...

I love all your comparisons! Too true and hysterical at the same time. I would have never thought of half of them. Had to look up Mr. Darcy, but makes perfect sense now.


Mom of 12 said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog and deciding to stay for a while! I love the crack about the fabric store. My sweetie would agree 100%.